Craig W. Morrison offered me his card just as I was backing away from him and his creepy comments. While Craig seemed approachable, sitting on that bench in the Square playing his guitar and softly singing bits and pieces of songs made famous by the radio like “Sweet Home Alabama”, he quickly caught me off guard by his quirky joke. “Sure, you can take my picture. Do you mind if I leave my clothes on?”. A licensed insurance agent, Craig claims hanging out in Rittenhouse Square is “better than a sharp stick in the eye”. For the past 5 years he has lived in an apartment overlooking Rittenhouse.